Read the fine print

Ladies as you head out for the night. As you apply your make-up, and put on your skinny jean or sexy dress. I want to leave you with one statement. When you are done with your quest of perfection and you are staring at your face in the mirror, reflect on the statement below.

Ps: A strong woman is never caught unawares.

Mental Signature Needed

For all the ladies who are sexually active. Don’t leave home without mentally signing this statement. Take all precautions necessary to stay healthy and worry free.

I understand that every time I engage in sexual activity I am at risk of becoming pregnant and or contracting a sexually transmitted disease. Sign here:_________________________________

Gentlemen, as you shave and get all of the stray hairs under control (of course a man with a beard is sexy too); as you press your shirt and put on those boxers, or briefs, and pants. I want you to take a moment and reflect on the statement below.

PS: Stay healthy and clean. No woman likes a dirty boy!

Mental Signature Needed

I understand that every time I engage in sexual activity I am at risk of becoming a parent and or contracting a sexually transmitted disease. Sign here:__________________________________________

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