Our Dirty Little Secret

Well it is all out now!!!!!

Hey guys we women have a dirty little secret that I want to share with you. Are you ready for it? Are you sitting down? You have to sit down for this one. Ok, here goes….

WE CAN GET PREGNANT!!! OMG what a shock!!!!

Yes it is true we can get pregnant with or without birth control. See it is Biology 101. Refer to it the next time you see a sexy single lady flashing a smile your way.

Oh and we can get pregnant even when we are not trying to. It is something that just happens as a result of sexual intercourse. Remember that, the next time you are about to…
 hop in the sack
take a roll in the hay
rock the boat
do the horizontal tango
sow your wild oats
take ride on the wild side

I can go on but you get the point. So don’t be shocked and complain when you sleep with a woman that is not your wife and she tells you she is pregnant and asks you for child support.

MEN DON’T BE SHOCKED AND DON’T COMPLAIN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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